I’m not a tool. So you don’t get to treat me like one.
She is no niece of ours, my Lord. We – Narcissa and I – have never set eyes on our sister since she married the Mudblood.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
I love you guys too much to not let you make the most of it.
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
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"…and when I’m not doing that, I’m fulfilling my ‘destiny’. Do I get any thanks?”
Yes, we had interesting lady sex…